Thus Spake Prophet Divas
Prophet Divas
Dear Mortal Beings
As one of the most compassionate persons who ever visited this planet, I’d like to share with you all what I’ve discovered so far. Life offers both pain and pleasure, and my aim of taking Divas Avatar is to release mankind from their unnecessary sufferings.
Remember that I’m not preaching anything. I’m telling you everything from practical point of view. I know that most of the prophets before me have also said similar things. But, I’m saying everything from my own experience. Therefore, I can guarantee the authenticity of everything I say:
The most important four letter word: The most important thing in the world is that four letter word everyone knows. Come on you perverts, I don’t mean that one.
I mean LOVE. Love is the most important thing in the world.
The Only Universal Thing: Everything changes. Change is the only universal thing in the world.
Responsibility: Your greatest responsibility is to be HAPPY. All other things are false. You’re not responsible for anyone else. But, only you’re responsible for yourself. Therefore, do whatever makes you happy. Whatever makes you happy is good, right and holy. Even from worldly point of view, you can do any good in this world only when you’re happy.
Live Dangerously: Live an adventurous life. Every adventure freshens your life anew, and you do not get bored. An adventurous person dies only once, but a coward dies thousands of times.
Two things to overcome: Fear and Greed. It’s difficult to enjoy life, unless you overcome fear and greed. Better die than fear. Fear is the root of all evil. Better live a single day fearlessly than living a long but fearful life. Especially, never fear another human being. Fear is the root of all relationship problems. Btw, I’m scared of ghosts…
Follow your own nature: You’re your own yardstick. No one knows why you were born.
Success: Success is not money. Success is not a position. Success is not a degree. Success is your ability to enjoy life. Do whatever you enjoy: read, write, sing, play, paint, travel, hike, blog, or fart.
Stop being image conscious: No human being deserves to judge you in any way.
Sense of Humor: With a sense of humor, you can takle any situation in life. Moreover, you’ll also learn to see the funny side of things.
Last, but not least, RELAX…N Take’t Easy: You’re not going to live forever anyway.
Remember that I’m not giving you any ‘lifestyle regime’ to follow. Everyone has to discover their own formula. I’m only giving you points to ponder. What I’ve said above covers all aspects of life.
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Those who’ve been visiting this blog from the beginning know that like many other bloggers often this blogger also disappears for a long time…and nobody knows when he’d come back again. And blogging etiquette tells you to inform your regular visitors that you’re not going to update the blog for a long period of time.
If you’d like to visit when a new post comes, better leave your email like many other wise guys. The monkeys at the WordPress would send you an email whenever the blog is updated.
Btw, I know that you people are gonna miss me a lot. But, don’t worry; I’ll certainly be back whenever I’d discover a new thing. Till then, ponder over my previous lessons, and ENJOY LIFE.
Remember Again: I may not update the blog for a long time. Therefore, don’t visit any time soon… and if you do visit, don’t curse me if you don’t find a new post.
Take care, you wankers!
:XOX :
With Love,
Prophet Divas

January 22, 2013 at 11:20
You don’t have to re-invent the wheel if you’re starting something new. It’s perfectly okay to learn from someone who’s already been where you want to be.