Divas’ Birthday Gift For Barack Obama
Guys, i used to think that only Nepali politicians beg with others…but no, i was mistaken. Barack Obama has pleaded me to donate at least $ 3 to support his presidential campaign. He’s also asked me to join his birthday get-together. Hahaha…poor Obama gets 51 this year. Take care of your back, Barack. You’ve already spent half your life, dude!
However, i’m a little miser. Therefore, i’m not going to part with my hard earned bucks for Obama. And owing to my busy schedule, i’d also not be able to attend your birthday get-together. So sorry Barack, i know you gonna miss me a lot.
But, hey Barack, i couldn’t like your support for homosexuality. Of course, our LGBT campaigner Sunil Babu Pant loves you for your support. Be careful, when you ever come to Nepal…hahaha. Well, i don’t mind if your support is only for male homosexuality, coz i know your nature. But, i’m utterly against lesbianism. That reduces my chances.
Still, i like this new kid in the White House. Therefore, i’m posting his donation link on my international blog free of cost as a birthday gift to Obama. Believe me, it’s worth a lot more than any monetary donation. This is my contribution for Obama’s Presidential Campaign.
But hey Michelle, my contribution is less for Barack and more for you. I like the way you keep yourself so fit and gorgeous. I want to see Michelle as a First Lady for one more term. And i like the way you love each other. At least in public. You guys are really a gorgeous couple. But hey Michelle, keep an eye on Barack, he supports homosexuality…hahaha… Hey Romney, watch out…now Obama gets my support!
Btw, i hope Barack and Michelle Obamas would stop spamming me after my this contribution.
Here’s Obama’s plea to me:
Hey Divas –
My upcoming birthday next week could be the last one I celebrate as President of the United States, but that’s not up to me — it’s up to you.
This July deadline is our most urgent yet, coming after two consecutive months of being significantly outraised by Romney and the Republicans.
And if you pitch in $3 or whatever you can before midnight tonight, you and a guest will be automatically entered to join me at my birthday get-together next month:
Thanks. Hope I’ll see you soon.