Whose Woods are these I Think I Know
Guys, I’d been to the wild again yesterday…my first visit into the wild after the monsoon rains…I wanted to enjoy the changes that monsoon brings…. aaahhhh….the smell of the rains over the leaves is so addictive…see the picture, isn’t it tempting?
This is the place where I take my bath… without wearing anything…totally naked….like Walt Whitman….heeheehee…. 
In future, people would call it Divas Falls….coz Divas used to bathe here… I’d promised my one day’s Italian girlfriend that I’d take her there….but like all pretty girls, she never came back again…. … but I won’t tell you where it is…I don’t want to see you there in my next visit…
And look, since it’s the rainy season, these blood sucking leeches are waiting for me…and look how many are they…one, two, three, four, five….
Ouuuiiiiiiii….there’s one on my belly as well…thank god, none of them could get into my private parts…just imagine, how painful it’d have been if any of them had managed to get to my balls…
Although they’re so small, they can get really bloody…look there, between my toe fingers….
I’m getting frequent gouty attacks these days… my dad has passed his gouty genes into me as well…looks like I’m getting old quicker than my dad…therefore, I’m thinking of visiting the woods as frequently as possible, before it gets too difficult for me to walk into the woods…
